Welcome to the Town of Spank

Friends and neighbors,

It is my distinct privilege to welcome you to Spank — a town that has, for well over a century, taken uncommon pride in keeping things tidy, orderly, and bright. We are not a large place, nor a loud one. We are simply a place that sweeps its own front step.

Whether you have lived here all your life or are merely passing through on the Whitcomb road, you will find our streets swept, our hedges squared, our bandstand freshly painted, and our welcome entirely genuine. Spank is, and always has been, a spanking-clean community — and with your help, we intend to keep it precisely that way.

Eleanor P. Tidwell Mayor, Town of Spank